Pampalipas oras bago Game 7...
Q: Why did Kobe Bryant buy a dictionary?
A: To figure out what part of "no" he doesn't understand.
Q: Why does Kobe wear goggles during sex?
A: To keep the mace out of his eyes.
Q: Why did Kobe add the letter "O" to his bracelet?A: So it would stand for: "What Would O.J. Do?".
Q: Why did Kobe buy his wife such a huge diamond?
A: Because the weight of it slows down her punches.
Q: What do Gigli and Kobe Bryant have in common?
A: Both leave people in tears feeling screwed.
Q: Who's the head lawyer on Kobe's legal team?
A: The one with dirt on his knees.
Q: What did Shaq say when he heard of Kobe's marital infidelity?
A: Kobe making a pass? She must be lying.
2 Comments:
heheheheh. pulutan si rapist a.:-) lagut ka kay Flea at Jack Nicholson Jeannette, baka maligaw iyun sila ditu.:-)
akkaw, pinulutan talaga!
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